lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

zackisontumblr:

when you’re drunk and everything is hilarious

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

• attractive
• into the same shit as you
• kind and understanding
• humorous
• good company
• easy to talk to

CONS:

• LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER